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Star in the spotlight

Laughter is food for the soul.......

A man at a restaurant asked the waiter
"Say, what is this in my soup?"
the waiter looked carefully at the soup.
"I cant say sir. I dont know one insect from another."
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Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
Because he wanted to scare people stiff.
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Where do comedians go on vacation?
Jokelahoma.
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Dad:Whats wrong son?
Son:I lost my dog.
Dad:Dont cry, we'll put an ad in the paper.
Son:That wont help, the dog cant read.
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Did you hear about the guy who is such an optimist that every year he goes down to the city hall to see if his marriage liscense has expired.
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A mother told her mischievous son"Every time you are bad I get another grey hair."
"Gee Mom,You must have been really bad wnen you were young. Just look at grandmas hair."replied the son.
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God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been......
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What is the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you.
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Why did the boy go to bed with a hammer?
He wanted to hit the sack.
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What do you get when you cross a cow and an octop/default.htmus?
A farm animal that can milk itself.
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What does a duck wear to a wedding?
A duxcedo.
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What is the best month for parades?
March.
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Whats better than a dog that can talk?
A spelling bee.

In Common

 

 

What is the one thing shared by all three items in the same group?

A
a cow
a shoe
a baby

B
a doctor's office
a post office
music

C
a zipper
a shark
a comb

D
restaurant goer
a bird
the Senate

E
a potato
a hurricane
a target

F
a river
a person
a cave


 

 

A. a tongue
B. a scale (or a key)
C. teeth
D. a bill
E. an eye
F. a mouth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Categorization

Two of a Kind

 

For each three-letter sequence below, provide two words that include the identical sequence and that are both in the category named. For instance, for the sequence ERI and the category LAKES, you could come up with Erie and Superior.
 

Sequence

 

Category

BAG

 

vegetables

COR

 

zodiac signs

RON

 

metals

ALE

 

state capitals

ART

 

U.S. Presidents


 

 

  1. rutabaga and cabbage
  2. Scorpio and Capricorn
  3. iron and bronze
  4. Salem and Raleigh
  5. Arthur and Carter

 

 

 


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