A man at a restaurant asked the waiter
"Say, what is this in my soup?"
the waiter looked carefully at the soup.
"I cant say sir. I dont know one insect from another."
Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
Because he wanted to scare people stiff.
Where do comedians go on vacation?
Dad:Whats wrong son?
Son:I lost my dog.
Dad:Dont cry, we'll put an ad in the paper.
Son:That wont help, the dog cant read.
Did you hear about the guy who is such an optimist that every year he
goes down to the city hall to see if his marriage liscense has expired.
A mother told her mischievous son"Every time you are bad I get another
"Gee Mom,You must have been really bad wnen you were young. Just look
at grandmas hair."replied the son.
God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been......
What is the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you.
Why did the boy go to bed with a hammer?
He wanted to hit the sack.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octop/default.htmus?
A farm animal that can milk itself.
What does a duck wear to a wedding?
What is the best month for parades?
Whats better than a dog that can talk?
A spelling bee.